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my favorite jokes

swordofparacelsius:

hickeybickeyboo:

astrifeline:

as-seenon-tv:

  • when people pretend people wearing camo are invisible
  • calling random animals “weird looking dogs”
  • trolling beetles fans

  • severely overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
  • severely underestimating the size of something (you could fit five whole cars in space probably)

  • Seeing a shocking image and exclaiming disbelief at minor background details around shocking image
  • Everyone is in on a joke

incredibly inappropriate units or lack thereof (twelve sand, forty-five mph of cell phones)

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